Funnies: A Farmers Explanation for Mad Cow Disease
This farmer offered a very logical explanation as the reasons for mad cow disease…
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Cornerbrook , Newfoundland, to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease.
Lady reporter: “Good evening, Sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?”
The Farmer: (staring at the reporter) said, “Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?”
Lady Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): “Well, Sir, that’s a new piece of information, but what’s the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease?”
The Farmer: “Madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”
The Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point.”
The Farmer: “I am getting to the point, Madam. Just imagine, if I play with your breast twice a day and only make love to you once a year, wouldn’t you get mad?
Makes sense to me