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Funnies: The 7 Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life

by on August 30, 2012

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life

 1. The Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes.”

 2. The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide.”

 3. The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it in the front or the back?”

 4. The Hairdresser – who asks her “do you want it teased or blown?”

 5. The Interior Designer – who assures her “once it’s inside, you’ll LOVE it!”

 6. The Banker – who insists to her “if you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest!”

 7. The Primal Hunter – who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her “Keep quiet and lie still!”

Keep Laughing!~Lori

Credit to: http://www.lotsofjokes.com

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