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Funnies: Teacher’s Pet

by on August 24, 2012

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Mrs. Jones in kindergarten school decided to play an animal game. She showed the class a picture of a rhinoceros and asked, “Who can tell me what it is?”

When no one answered, Mrs. Jones prompted, “See it has a large horn in the middle of it’s face? What wild animal has a large horn?”

Reena raised her hand and said, “I think it’s a rhino.”

“Very good Reena,” said Mrs. Jones.

Next she held up a pic of a zebra and prompted, “What animal has stripes like these?”

Joe held up his hand and said it was a zebra.

“Right answer Joe,” said Mrs. Jones

Next she held up a photograph of a deer. Nobody answered. She hinted, “See the big antlers on this animal. Tell me the name of this animal?”

There was still no response.

“Okay, Ill give you another hint, it’s something your mommy calls your daddy.”

Teddy shouts from the back row, “I know, I know, it’s a Horny Son of a Bitch!”

Keep Laughing!~Lori

Credit to: http://miteshasher.blogspot.com

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